I am not satisfied with the running of eyes across lines. For a real reading experience I must flail about, run around in the important parts and say random things in crowded places. When watching television the same rules apply. Here are the last few outbursts.
“Or you could have sex without drugs, like two consenting adults. Amiright?”
“The sex-positive feminists so did not win! Just because their message was co-opted by the mainstream doesn’t mean they won.”
“And fuck you too, anti-feminist author dude.”
“Rapists. Should. Not. Be. Love. Interests.” *thwack of book hitting wall*
“Hatshepsut was teh awesome.”
“What a dick.”
“Great. You just killed off the only decent character.”
“You go girl! uh- woman.”
“Feminism: Ur doing it rong!”
“Quit it with the sexual tension already.”
“My heart bleeds. /sarcasm”
“It’s supposed to be foreshadowing, not foreblackening.”
And then there are the strange sounds I make that cannot be rendered into a textual form. My favourite is the scoff.