*Headdesk* Warning: Clicking on the links in this post will expose you to mind-numblingly stupid trolls.
Good afternoon my brainwashed minions*! Does anyone feel like going to the Urban Dictionary definitions of feminist, feminism and patriarchy to add your own, vote for the good definitions and vote down the trolls?
My contributions to the cause weren’t as smackdownish as I wanted but they were somewhat less of a mouthful than most.
Feminist: A person who believes in equality and is generally not foolish enough to assume that a check always comes to a man and a woman.
That definition was rejected, presumably because it is so much less accurate than “A woman who wants all the advantages that men have but none of the responsibilites. Also know as a cow, ho, sucubus and bushpig.”
Feminism: A movement to promote equality and fight oppression. That it does so at the expense of male power and privilege is a result of patriarchy, not feminism.
Patriarchy: A social organisation that grants power to men and oppresses women through political, social and economic institutions. Harmful side effects include the gender binary, unequal wages and Rush Limbaugh.
FLY MY EVIL MINIONS*! FLY!
*According to 4th edition D&D, you’ve only got one hitpoint. Here’s a relevant cartoon from xkcd to cheer you up.